Navy D*ck Doodle Water Reactive Swim Shorts
$59.95
$39.95
The only shorts your mom will hate.
At first glance, these bad boys look like a chill pair of classic blue trunks. But get them wet... and welcome to the most outrageous prank on the beach. A full crew of cartoon dcks appears — we’re talkin’ cowboy dck, superhero dck, doctor dck, and more. Each one custom illustrated and absolutely ridiculous.
These are water-reactive 6.5” inseam swim shorts, with zero mesh, because no one wants their junk fighting a net. Instead, they’re lined with breathable compression shorts that support your meat and potatoes while your shorts display... well, a lot of other meats.
Why you need these in your summer arsenal:
Water-activated “surprise” print – goes from basic to bonkers once wet
Built-in compression – no itchy net, no weird tan lines
6.5” inseam – short enough to show thigh, long enough to hide shame
Drawstring waistband – for when the laughing gets physical
0.3 LB - super light weight, but still durable
90% Polyester & 10% Spandex - the perfect beach blend
Perfect for bachelor trips, spring break, or just f*cking with your boys
Warning: These shorts may result in crying laughter, unexpected attention, and permanent inside jokes.
Get wet. Get weird. Get D*cked Out.
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